I have no idea...

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
08/31/2015 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

What I’m doing

DISCUSSION (21)

Sam > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:35

Keep your eye on the ball and execute a good follow through.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:35

Fun golf activities, in ascending order.

3. Driving range.

2. Mini Putt.

1. Golf Cart.

Add alcohol to make even better (or to make real golf more tolerable).

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sam
08/31/2015 at 15:38

What if I’d rather execute a Gambon?

(no, I don't really want to do that, he's great)

Ash78, voting early and often > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:38

With a driver, put that ball just inside your left foot, and a lot further from your body than you think you should. Drop the right shoulder low. Keep the left arm pointed straight down and keep it straight on the backswing. Swing it out horizontally, almost more like a baseball bat than a golf club. Swing through the ball.

(Those are the 5 best pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten...out of 100+. And I still suck at golf, but they helped. Irons and putting are a whole different ball game.)

Sam > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/31/2015 at 15:40

You forgot #562 - actually playing 18 holes of golf in the sun on a course that doesn’t allow carts.

ceanderson920 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/31/2015 at 15:41

I agree, Drink while your playing, messing up is much more acceptable and you can blame it on the booze.

jariten1781 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:43

If you're really good (bad) like me you can hit the thing at just the correct angle to bounce off the corner of the barrier on the right side and have it ricochet into your friend's temple in the slot next to you.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sam
08/31/2015 at 15:43

EL_ULY > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:43

Step 1: just hit it as hard as you can and hoon the golf cart naow!

scoob > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:44

Insert foot in mouth.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ceanderson920
08/31/2015 at 15:44

I was actually going to add VW as #1, but it didn't really work with my ending =/

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Ash78, voting early and often
08/31/2015 at 15:44

I’m going to swing some kind of club-headed rod at some air...hoping to hit a spherical object on a pedestal of sorts.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jariten1781
08/31/2015 at 15:45

Or hit the guy who goes out to collect the balls.

Milky > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 15:46

Follow this instructional video:

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 16:08

Open your stance but not too much. A line drawn through the tips of your feet should point directly at where you want to hit. Resist the urge to shift the weight over your right foot back onto the heel on your backswing. Your upper right arm should stay more or less by your side when swinging, pivot it at the elbow, not the shoulder. Let the weight of the club do the swinging for you, trying to put muscle into it can screw up your aim.

wiffleballtony > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/31/2015 at 19:53

This I’d actually a field I’m quite good at. The best piece of advice I can give is to keep your grip pressure light. Just light enough to keep the club in your hand. Clear your mind once that club goes back.

pip bip - choose Corrour > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
09/01/2015 at 05:20

keep head down or you’ll slice!

MuchWagon > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
09/01/2015 at 09:06

MuchWagon > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
09/01/2015 at 09:07

Ok this one was the one I was looking for:

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Ash78, voting early and often
09/01/2015 at 09:35

we played 9 holes, 4-man scramble. We used 5 of my shots out of 37 officially scored.

Not bad for a first timer lol. I’m not planning on making golf a regular thing yet in my life, but it was much more fun and relaxing than I expected it to be